"Dear Look That Slowly Forms On Your Face When I Tell You I Am a Librarian:Go forth and read her (sadly, scarily) accurate account of how way too many interactions for us still go these days... and bear in mind that, if you're in a good mood and feeling forgiving, this is a great time to share a quick note about how fantastic we are.
The raised eyebrows and intake of breath fool no one. As a librarian, I am well aware that most people do not find my job an interesting topic of conversation at a neighborhood barbecue, music festival or, to use a more keenly relevant example, the cocktail party we both attended last Friday night..."
So. How 'bout that Dewey Decimal System, huh?